Quite a few people have already expressed their appreciation and gratitude upon hearing some of the advice I have given on the oh-so-sacred-art of the pick-up line and the donts of the dating world. These "Man Tips" are in no way meant to be taken offensively gentlemen, just a simple guideline to help you woo the woman of your dreams.
Men please see these tips as an asset - apply them and you WILL be better off!
Feel free to contribute any Man/Woman Tips of your own!
ENJOY!!
Man Tip #1: Never in your life think wearing zebra strip pants is ok - unless ur Fansworth Bentley!
Man Tip #2: Crushed Velvet is not for u - or anyone for that matter.
Man Tip #3: DO NOT DARE try and get a ladies number when it's raining outside, u open the door and let urself in first! SHAME ON U!!
Man Tip #4: If ur gonna creep, please be ultra slick about ur shit NIGGA!
Man Tip #5: Most men look best in accessories! Hats, Sunglasses, Watches, etc - keep in mind YOUR just a really big accessory!
Man Tip #6: Just get comfortable with the idea of girls with weaves! Even girls with that "good hair" wear weaves! Plenty of girls are now moving onto wigs! Appreciate the weave!
Man Tip #7: It aint trick'n if you got it! Just keep in mind u can't buy love - but you sure can buy company!
Man Tip #8: Your ideal first date should NOT be u inviting her over to eat curry goat and watch a bootleg - and if it is kill urself NOW! GOSH!!
Man Tip #9: 8 shots of patron doesnt make it ok to sniff a girls hair. Its not the alcohol - its YOU!
Man Tip #10: No means NO!!
Man Tip #11: When u ask for a ladies number and she says no - DO NOT ask why not! She's just not THAT into u!! GOSH!!
Man Tip #12: If ur a GROWN man and ur idea of winning a woman over is approaching her with "Hey sexy/beautiful/cutie/gorgeous" - save urself the humiliations - thats preschool - UGH KILL URSELF!
Man Tip #13: PLEASE do not think a GRUNT/CHIRP/DOG CALL/WHISTLE is in ANYWAY a compliment - how dare u say "I just gave u a compliment, u dont say thank u?" afterwards - UGH GOSH!!!!
Man Tip #14: If you see a lady of interest walk by and u begin to walk with her - she states that she's NOT interested and u still follower her a couple of blocks - THAT'S SCARY NOT ROMANTIC!
Man Tip #15: Finally building up the "courage" to ask a lady if you could buy her a drink AFTER the bar is closed while you've been eye'n her the ENTIRE night is the oldest trick in the book - if you don't want to buy the drink (probably due to some man pride issues) DON'T OFFER!! GOSH!!
Man Tip #16: DO NOT challenge a woman on whether or not she has a man - ur only embarrassing urself by calling her out - SHE WAS TRYING TO BE NICE! GOSH!
Man Tip #17: You should ALWAYS ask for the name before the number - WHO ARE U CALLING?!?!?! UGH! GOSH!!!!!!
Man Tip #18: Saying that u know her from myspace, facebook, twitter is not a good thing - its ALARMING!
Man Tip #19: Personal space DOES exist - if she takes a step back that doesn't mean take a step forward! GOSH!
Man Tip #20: A crowded and noisy club isn't the best place to get to know her - not the time to ask what she does or who many siblings she has.
Man Tip #21:1of5 - First things first DO NOT try and holla at a girl when ur lady is at the same event - u dont look like a G - she'll feel sorry for her!
2of5 - AND if u are going to holla DO NOT pass along a message with a number through her friend - very elementary!
3of5 - AND if u r going to holla and the friend insists that you approach - EVEN offers to take care of the introduction for you - UTILIZE the opportunity given to you!
4of5 - AND if u decline that offer - DO NOT pass the number along on a coffee cup sleeve! GOSH! If its not a card dont even bother - Have you no shame?!?
5of5 - AND FINALLY! After all that PLZ DO NOT write (name, number, ASAP!). How DARE you create a sense of urgency when ur passing along a message - things tend to go faster when u speak directly to whom ur wanting to talk to! UGH! GOSH!
Man Tip #22: STARING is not polite - a double/triple take is flattering - but staring isn't cute, close ur mouth! GOSH!
Man Tip#23: DO NOT wait till she walks down the street before u say something - AND if u do DO NOT DARE tell her to come back! WHO ARE YOU?!?
